Posts tagged: baseball
Announcer: “There’s a saying in baseball, about 40 or 50 years ago, when a pitcher like Chapman comes out someone in the dugout will yell: Hey all you fastball hitters! Here’s your guy!”
That is not a saying. Officially hitting the mute button.
Cabrera Commercial: He once hit a baseball so hard, it needed stitches.
BASEBALLS ALREADY HAVE STITCHES. I HATE ALL THESE COMMERCIALS.
Now all they’re talking about is the color of Scherzer’s shoes. Every player is given shoes in the color of their team.
Stop acting like he made this ‘quirky’ clothing decision. At least 5 other players are wearing the same damn shoes.
Fox Commentators: These lineups are stacked with great hitting. Well, I mean it is an All-Star Game.
I just….Why is this on Fox? Why?
Is it a ball? Is it a bird? At AT&T Park, who knows.
In other news, I really love extra-innings baseball.